Drink and Drugs Jokes 1.0
Free Version
Publisher Description
Over 900 jokes and witty remarks about alcohol and drugs. Send to your friends via email and SMS.*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset**New jokes added weekly*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app. *Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app*Share with SMS/Email*Random joke button*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start*Hold the right arrow to go to the end*Link to developer’s other apps in the market*Change the size of the text*Change the color of the text*Change the style of the text*Change the backgroundExamples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):"I hate people who take drugs... Such as Policemen, Customs Officers, etc...""THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.2. Nope, no more booze for me!3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.4. Donner kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.5. ...""Beer vs. Vagina1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.One point to VAGINA5. ...""My local's rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the other night.First question was, "What the f**k are YOU looking at?"""An 'alcoholic' on the Jeremy Kyle Show just admitted to drinking 'eight or nine cans a day.'F*****g p***y, I can drink that in four hours."
About Drink and Drugs Jokes
Drink and Drugs Jokes is a free app for Android published in the Other list of apps, part of Home & Hobby.
The company that develops Drink and Drugs Jokes is Funny Jokes TK. The latest version released by its developer is 1.0. This app was rated by 1 users of our site and has an average rating of 4.0.
To install Drink and Drugs Jokes on your Android device, just click the green Continue To App button above to start the installation process. The app is listed on our website since 2012-11-02 and was downloaded 3 times. We have already checked if the download link is safe, however for your own protection we recommend that you scan the downloaded app with your antivirus. Your antivirus may detect the Drink and Drugs Jokes as malware as malware if the download link to com.funny.haha.jokes.alcohol is broken.
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- Click on the Continue To App button on our website. This will redirect you to Google Play.
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